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By Nuragerl · September 7, 2009 · 0 Comments · 4 Views

Ok so I've finally posted a new post(again!), that's a good thing ey lol. I also make this post so I won't forget what I want to say since I have stm. Funny stuffs? I've got a joke(from my cousin) and a video. Let's start with the joke.

An operation of removing the breast is called 'mastectomy'.

An operation of removing part of the intestines is called 'colostomy'.

An operation of removing part of the stomach is called 'gastrectomy'.

Then, what about a person with bad breath?

Answer is ...

' DON'T TALK TO ME '.

Hahas, what th hell la. At first I was like, "Since everything ends with tomy, this one also must have tomy at th back." I can't stop laughing when I think of this joke.

Now for th video part, I'm going to show you a video of BoA - Girl On Top. Nope, it's not for you to watch th whole video cause it's nice or something, but there's this hilarious dance movement that me and my cousin keep imitating(at times if we rmb abt it). So check it out at 0:20.

Watch each and every four dudes carefully. Especially the ones at th corner, hahas the way they vibrate. I don't know how this can remind me of DBSK - Hey Don't Bring Me Down. But all I know is that .. DBSK do better? Yeah sure they do. Now, just enjoy th September holidays, will ya?

Tahira

- 2PM no more activities WTF?!

Long Time

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By Nuragerl · September 1, 2009 · 0 Comments · 7 Views

Ok, I know I very long never update. That's because I'm plain lazy; lol. So we're very fast into th fasting month already, and I already skipped two days cause of flu. And now I have to skip almost a week because of coughperiodcough. Anyways, what have we been missing out on? OH what happened in school ytd.

Let's see, we had ACES day in th morning and I'm pissed off about th fact that we had to dance to those suckish dances again. Like simply OMG I rather dance to Mirotic in front of everyone. Correction, actually no. Doing Mirotic will probably give me more humiliation. Had to see that specimen's face. TAK PERLU! Then got this one chinese teacher( frm our school), she was suddenly like, "EVERYONE! SIT DOWN! I COUNT TO TEN!" And she asked us to shut up. Well, who bothered? We laughed at her instead, cause they way she shout and her face .. so tak perlu ok.

After th whole dancing thing, we had a few lessons, before th performance. Ok no lessons actually, we just .. talked. For th performance, all chairmans and assitant chairmans had to like .. escort teachers into th hall? Yeah and duhh I escorted Ms Loo. Lol she actually wanted to run away from me when I tried to find her in th staff room. I had no idea why but it was cute to see her 'scared' expression. She was like, "Oh I have to find a hiding place, all th other teachers are probably hiding by now." Too bad I caught her -.- So th performances .. aish .. too much CHINESE DANCE! I'm not being racist here, heck I don't even know why I brought that word into this topic. But seriously, 5 performances by Chinese Dance? That's TOO MUCH!

Th choir and Chinese orchestra can't even do their thing. What th hell is this? TEACHER'S DAY NOT CHINESE NEW YEAR???!!! So I was simply just anticipating Muza and his gang's performance. Rock as per normal, oh and i totally embarrassed myself. Why? Because I actually laughed out loud when NO ONE ELSE WAS?! And th whole hall could probably hear my laughter. Hope they didn't know who it was. Th part when Zul and .. this other guy danced, was pretty cool. Reminded me alot of Jaebeom's dance cut with his friend. Using th same song and same type of dance. Popping? Is it? I think so .. oh it's like .. robot dance? Yeah yeah that one. Th other guy did better than Zul.

After watching their performance, Jinjo Crew and Last4One suddenly flash through my mind. Long time never watch B-Boy performances. If only my school was that talented .. Sadly, never will be. After school, went to meet with primary school friends. WE talked and talked and talked and in th end I had to go home early since grandma called. Party pooper.

Basically, that's how yesterday went by. Today? Uhh .. woke up late since no school? So shiok in bed then brother shouted to open door. I didn't bother responding. Watched Family Outing and boy, th variety show never fails to bring me laughter. I want to try be in th show with th celebrities. So cool~ Hahas, and there was this one hilarious part. They had to move th ducks from one place to another using this pathway. You had to use a certain tone in order for th ducks to listen to your orders and follow. Three of th celebrities had to do it. So th girl succeeded, while th guys were suffering behind. Th old one was totally mad. HE was practically shouting at th ducks, like as if they could actually understand him.

You can actually find pictures of it in my cousin's latest post @ here. Yeah I'm lazy to upload th pictures. Plus it's all credited to my cousin, she screenshot it and posted it up her blog. It shows 3 pictures of ducks. Th first one was about a duck trying to escape from going to their destination and it managed to squeeze itself out of a hole. Then th PD went to edit th video and wrote there, "Prison Break." I was like, LOL! A duck's prison break? Can't be more amusing. Th second picture showed th duck which escaped being caught by one of th celebrities. Mission FAILED. Th last picture was hilarious. Th same guy was trying to make th ducks move, but they were like crowding together. Then he was like fed up, wondering if the ducks were making a special force. Then th guy realised something, since th ducks were together, they looked like Super Junior. Now that totally cracked me up, Duck Version of Super Junior? Hahas, and my cousin edited th picture by adding speech bubbles; with th 'Sorry Sorry' chorus lyrics in it.

Tahira

- Too fast to live, too young to die - G-Dragon

First Post OnSugar, I mean on OnSugar.

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By Nuragerl · August 21, 2009 · 0 Comments · 7 Views

Yay, finally! I find this website kind of interesting. At least it's not giving me problems like blogger. Ok what am I going to talk about? Mainly cause of funny stuffs. Like Kumar Drag Queen stand up comedy and Wild Bunny. Freaking .. HILARIOUS! We'll start with Kumar's first.

Funny loh, click here to see other parts. Part 2 and Part 3.

Next will be about Wild Bunny. Ok what's so funny about it? Th gay guy, lol. Ok he's not gay lah, just that his actions .. very girl? Girly type of guy? Ok whatever, just watch th video and see it for yourself. He's Aiman's ancestor, LOL!

Ok so these guys, make up their own team. They are idols themselves okay. If you ask me whose Aiman's ancestor, well it's th guy at 1:12. Then watch that part a bit, and listen to how the guy opposite JoKwon(Aiman's ancestor) sing to th song. OMG SO! HAHAS! At 3:05, they started discussing about their team name, their nicknames. You have to watch and th main highlight in this part is th nicknames part. You have to watch th whole part or else you won't really understand. JingJing WooYoung, and his facial expression haha. Ok back to th main highlight, 5:40-5:45 is JJANG!

Did you see his expression? Omg like horse sia. Then he asked th OngSeul OngOng to change his face expression at 5:55. HAHAS! Seriously Dirty Eyed Girls. He's expression at 6:08 was also funny. I can never be that retarded as him.

Just continue watching, cos it's damn funny. Even th part where they have to pick th leader :D

Tahira

- Off to sleep :D

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By Nuragerl · August 17, 2009 · 0 Comments · 6 Views
Lol .. forever having problems. Anyways, I have two videos that I want to share about. You want th scary or cool one? Hah! Start with th scary one.

Well, when I say scary, what do you think of? Ghost right? Well there's this video .. OKAY FREAKING SPOOKY OK! I got GOOSEBUMPS allover when I watched it. To make it more interesting, FULL BLAST VOLUME! I don't know if any of you guys have watched this before .. but it seriously give me creeps. Can't believe I am actually blogging about it in th first place!




Not going to comment about th video above, watch it yourself!

Now move on to th next COOL video; it's about my idol of course lol. I'm jealous of her dancing skills, she's only 15 and she can dance SO WELL! Her parents should be damn proud of their girl man. SHE'S REPPING YG FAMILY FAMILY FAMILY!




Ok there are four girls from different girl group having a dance battle. Th first girl, Nicole, whose birthday is two days after mine, is from KARA. Have you guys seen their butt dance? Amazing. Second girl, GaIn, is from Brown Eyed Girls a.k.a BEG. She's youngest in BEG; oldest in this dance battle. Hahas. Third girl, is th ex Wonder Girl member, Hyuna, who is now in 4Minute. GIRLS, YOU LEADY! Lol; imitating her in their Hot Issue song.

Th last girl; YES IT'S TH GIRL YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO CHECK OUT! She's none other than th 2NE1 maknae(youngest), GONG MINJI! When I first saw th video, I focused on her flat tummy WHICH I AM JEALOUS OF! Her dancing skills are awesome. Hahas; me and my cousin tried to dance like her, and you know th move at 2:32-2:34? My cousin tried doing that and at th first try, I was rolling on th floor cause my cousin did it so .. hahas hilariously la.

I kept focusing on her tummy more than her dance when I first watched it. Plain jealousy lol. Well, obviously I WILL LOOK AT HER TUMMY which is bare. Like for example; in th music video below. At 2:13-2:18, I wasn't really focusing much on their dance but more on their PELVIC THRUSTING!!! Ok, actually only one of them DID th nicest, and that would be th most RIGHT one. Talking about this; reminds me of th joke me and my cousin made out of that dance part.



Overall, my favourites will be th first girl; Nicole, and GONG MINJI! Oh yeah, remember I talked about th butt dance earlier? I've been trying to learn it. Oh well, here's a short GIF of how it looks like.

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Tahira
- I DIE DIE MUST SAVE ALMOST 300DOLLARS!
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By Nuragerl · August 14, 2009 · 0 Comments · 7 Views
Ah I'm seriously pissed with this comp. First, can't upload pictures on blog so I have to use photobucket to use the html and place it here. Second, I can't UPLOAD pictures into photobucket because it will suddenly hang; either th comp is playing with me or because the size of the picture is big. Thirdly, I want to try and UPLOAD it on facebook because Marilyn asks me to do so but guess what? THE WHOLE PAGE OF FACEBOOK IS BLANK! All you can see is th searchbox up there and th shortcuts below. UGH~

So I'm not posting any pictures right NOW! So freaking pissed~ My hand smells like fresh prawns right now although I already washed it with goat milk. And I mean th body soap goat milk one not literally GOAT MILK! Eww that taste disgusting; you can actually taste th shit or whatever shit that is. Why smell like prawns? Because I just finished helping my grandma peel th skin of th prawns off so she can cook for tomorrow's chalet food. And guess what? My mum is shaking her leg at th chalet while I'm helping my poor grandma at home! WHAT TH HELL IS THIS CRAP?!?! Can't she bring th food there and do it?!

Anyways, today got Olympic Run. More interesting that what I expected. Like Nazirah&Inqa spazzing cause they saw .. what's that guy's name again .. Jeffrey? I forgotten, but he's th AYG player who got into th newspaper .. th ang-moh guy. Yeah, quite good-looking.

From th beginning .. Ok after school went to Inqa's house first, we were at th school bus stop then they keep talking about th cute boy in sec one __; then he was also on th way to th bus stop. They were spazzing like they met idols. Took bus 10. After buying drinks and fries at Tampines Interchange, took bus to Inqa's house then we walked. Her house so nice; neat and clean unlike mine -.- You come in you come out lol. Inqa changed shoes then we walked to Nazirah's house. And no we didn't go to MY HOUSE after that; that'll be crazy. Passed through some familiar places that my family have gone to before.

Nazirah surprised and wondered why my family keep coming to far places from my house. It's called exploring; lol. Reached Nazirah's house, was more amazed. Two storey house, very MODERN ok. Th decoration was beautiful, but th whole house a little dark cause no lights were on. Went up th staircase and was VERY SCARED because first thing you see is mirror lol. Scary~ I'm scaring myself right now. Then go her room and watched some TV for a while before going down to eat.

Talk eat talk eat; left th house around 2.30 there then took bus 69 to Bedok Interchange then switch to 14. Inqa&Nazirah were damn hyper&crazy in th bus, with all those actions that made my stomach hurt. But I didn't join in since I was blasting music into my ears. Reached school, looked like it was going to rain. Th wind was nice~ Went to canteen to meet th rest of th girls, and they told us that we can't change to th shirt we're getting for th run cause we're short of them. WHATTHEFUCKSHITISTHIS?! Sorry about th language; just bare with me.

So just hang out at th canteen until it was time to assemble. Took bus to Esplanade. Omg th seniors were TOOSUPERDUPERMORECRAZIERTHANWHATEVER in th bus. They were shouting; no scratch that; they were SCREECHING in th bus. So I blasted music, can only hear little. Phew! Kana scolded a few times, cause they were jumping here and there and SCREECHING like NO ONE CARE! Ooo that rhymes. Cause I don't care-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh; ps RANDOMMOMENTS! Reached there took pictures and lepak around for awhile before th whole event starts.

When it started; we ran in separate groups. Me&Kelsey&Nazirah&Inqa&Azra ran; I mean walked with Muza and friends. Funny sia walk with them. We sometimes chiong sometimes walk. Then got some people, those wearing I LOVE PANASONIC shirt were taking pictures, we would randomly come in and take with them then they'll just laugh. Muza and friends keep saying, "You from Jamaica." No idea why but th way he said it was funny. SPOTTED TWO AIMAN FRIENDS! Nah kidding, spotted two gays. OMG IT's SOFUCKINGOBVIOUSUNTILCANNOTOBVIOUSANYMORE that they're GAY! First; way they walk. Second; way they act. Third; way they dress. Fourth; talk like one. Fifth; act like one. Sixth; TOTALLY LIKE ONE! Then they keep looking at us and comment, think I don't understand ah?

Then got this uncle sit on one bench taking random pictures. We quickly crowd around him and ask take picture of us. Lol; sorry we were in hyper mode at that moment. We passed by Stamford Raffles th statue; then I took picture of them posing like one in front of it. Duhh can't show to you guys at th moment. We continued walking then we spotted an ang-moh sitting alone at th staircase; and he was smiling to himself.

Tahira: Be happy all day! Think on th bright side!
Muza: Eh yo! What's up?
Th guy: *smile smile*
All: *WAVES!!*
Muza: You look like Jesse McCartney!

Hahas; that comment cracked me up! Muza rocks man. We passed Supreme Court; Muza kept singing to 'I Know You Want Me'. Then suddenly change to 'Nobody'. Hahas, so funny everyone look at us like one of a kind. We're BDSian duhhs. Then we saw traffic police.

Fahmi: I want borrow th lightstick sia.
Muza: You're doing a good job; I'll raise your rank.

Hahas, seriously going with Muza was like th best la. Then we passed some ang-mohs some more. Muza went up to them and talked crap like, "Are you the ___ band?" Then they just laughed at us. Then he spotted an angmoh lady walking our direction. HE stopped her then say, "I'll show you breakdance. *holds his back* Ah break bone." Lol, then we reached already what. So we act we ran then we ran. Got supporters were cheering for us. Then people laughed at Muza cause he ran slow, and he purposely stop then people bang into him.

Got our COP and FREE MCDONALD MEAL which consist of BORINGSTUFFS like McNugget and Apple Pie .. and curry sauce. And Apple Juice which I totally dislike. Not that nice taste. So we ate ate, then Nazirah suddenly pointed out that .. Jeffrey Lightfoot guy. Then she totally spazzed ok. Then they 'chased' or 'stalked' after him. Come back .. failing.

After that I nothing better do go home loh. Grandma said got a guy came knocking on th door .. probably selling stuffs. AHHH!!!

Tahira
- Not that desperate.

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